i hate you so much, drive your car off the nearest cliff right now

to do a burn out do one of two things:
1: if your car is front wheel drive then get onto loose ground eg. gravel grass.
put the handbrake on and rev to about 3-4000 rpm. gently release the clutch just before biting point then increase revs and fully release clutch.
2 if the car is rear wheel drive slowly drive up to a car or wall until the bumper is touching. do the same as 1. note dont be scared as bumpers are stronger than what you think.

Take an extra windshield wiper flued tank and run the sprayers down in front of the drive wheels fill the tank w/ lightwieght oil or bleech. When you want to burn out just hit the spray button so the oil/bleech sprays on the tires.